How to date me:
April 2, 2009 § Leave a comment
1. Talk food to me; I am a tad obsessed.
2. Repeat, verbatim: “There is nothing you can say to make me leave you.” And mean it. I need to be accepted as I am.
3. Be honest; I will trust you completely without any doubt.
4. Have a lot of patience; I will test it.
5. Do not cheat on me; I will be utterly devastated.